I’m about to go to a party (what???).
A “highlighter party”, where you wear white and there’s a blacklight and you splatter highlighter.
There will probably be people drinking and being ridiculous.
I shan’t be one of them.
This is how I will look:
Or possibly like this:
Dear heaven.
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My plan for using my highlighter if I see anyone passed out or something ISN’T to write meaningful quotes on their shirts or anything like that… No Shakespeare, or Bible verses or anything like that… No…. Psh…